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Friday, September 11, 2009

Small Town trial

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.

You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.

Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.

One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defence attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."

 

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND EVERYONE..

 

P/S:  The town is very small.. same goes to the world.. don’t think what you do, people don’t know.. just when it will get expose..

Courtesy from Riot Jokes

6 comments:

  1. hahaha...joke for the weekend! Enjoy yourself baking and pampering, Cynthia!

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  2. haha..good jokes. Happy weekends to you too!

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  3. yeah funny...BTW, thx for the add Cynthia I've added u in my blogroll too. Happy blogging!

    Dora:-)

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  4. wahahahahahahaha. gosh, i really laff real good on this one! thanks!

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