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Saturday, October 3, 2009

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

The Breakdown
Moral : Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"

Happy Weekend… and Happy Mid Autumn Festival..

 

I will blog of the food (home made yong tau foo with steamboat).. yum yum!

6 comments:

  1. good story..hv a nice weekend..

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  2. Thank you thank you,, this is a good story with a good intention too,,,,

    will share it with my my male friends for sure during our minum time ,,,hahaha

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  3. Ha ha ha, this is a good one. Reminds me of my old corporate days! So much entertainment to attend to!

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  4. Even though the story sounded like a joke, that's a valuable lesson to learn :-)

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